What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What car always breaks the rules?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why is sand so optimistic?