What kind of car does a chicken have?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why is a computer so smart?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What is the best type of science to study with your family?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?