What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Jeepers Creepers.
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
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