What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Which princess is best suited for winter?