Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

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What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?