What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique.
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What game do bats excel at?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
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