What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What fish only swims at night?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What day is your mom always right?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Where do hamsters come from?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What do you call a dog in space?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?