Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?