What job did the corn on the cob get?
Cash-ear.
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
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