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How do eggs end a TV show?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What do you call a magical reptile?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What's the most masculine animal?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

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What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What's the most popular cat in New England?