Why was the bunny upset?
It was having a bad hare day.
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How do eggs end a TV show?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
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What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
How was the wedding?
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What is a mom's favorite game?
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Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
How do you know bees have allergies?
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