Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What fish sings the best?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?