Why was the bunny upset?
It was having a bad hare day.
Why was the horse so happy?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why did the frog starve?
We had a discussion about roses.
Where do books sleep?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
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