What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Which family member is always relieved?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Why do math teachers love March?

How long will dinner be?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What did autumn say to summer?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?