Why was the bunny upset?
It was having a bad hare day.
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why do cows wear bells?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
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