What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What animal loves Indian food?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why was the spider so smart?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?