Why was the bunny upset?
It was having a bad hare day.
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What's the coldest vegetable?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why is winter considered holy?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
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