What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Why do cows wear bells?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?