How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?