My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What game do cows play at parties?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Which singer could always break a five?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

How do you know bees have allergies?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?