Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What do you call a singing rodent?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

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