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Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Can February March?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

How do you get straight A's?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What math figure is also in the band?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

How much money does a skunk have?

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Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

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