What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?