Why did the snake cross the road?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Why is the beach so confident?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What do you call siblings who love math?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?