Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

How do you grill cheese?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What does an evil hen lay?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?