What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?