Where do polar bears store their money?
In a snowbank.
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
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