What's an owl's favorite school subject?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What do you call a dog in space?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Which fly makes films?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?