Where do polar bears store their money?
In a snowbank.
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Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do nosey peppers do?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
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