Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What does an evil hen lay?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

What animal has more lives than a cat?