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Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

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What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

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What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

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