What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What day is your mom always right?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?