How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

The museum curator needed a break.

What is sand's favorite movie?

What does an evil hen lay?

How long will dinner be?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?