Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?