What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Where do surfers go to school?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Why do cows wear bells?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?