Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?