Why can you never find the number nine?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What do jokesters study in college?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Which big cat loves to drive?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why did electricity win the race?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?