Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?