Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why was the bee sad?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?