Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What animal likes to party the most?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

When do mice play every day?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

How do you make a bear really angry?