What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Which fly makes films?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What animal floats best?