What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What bird is losing its hair?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Why are billionaires such good parents?