What did one firefly say to the other?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

What do cows always add to their salad?

How do chickens leave the highway?