When does a horse talk?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What's the slowest 5k?

Surprise!!!!

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?