How do you compliment a cat?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?