What kind of bird can write?

What's a dog's favorite city?

What animal loves Indian food?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?