What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
A dingo-ling.
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What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
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