What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why are fish such good architects?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?