What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Seasonal depression.
Why did summer catch autumn?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why is summer always sad?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What table can you never sit at?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
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