What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Seasonal depression.
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
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