What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Seasonal depression.
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
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