Why was the spider so smart?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

When does a horse talk?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?