Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Where do pigs learn magic?