What is the opposite of coffee?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What did the sick chicken say?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Where does money love to go shopping?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Where do they produce Christian films?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?