What do chefs do in their spare time?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why do trees try new things so often?