What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What season begins with a thud?
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