What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
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Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Where do pigs learn magic?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
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What do cows always add to their salad?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
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