What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What British bugs are the best singers?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
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