What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What's the coldest vegetable?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
How do you make a bandstand?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do bees chew?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
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