What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Why are English teachers so smart?