What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
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