Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?