When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What do you call hiking college students?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

Where do belly buttons go to college?