Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What do mice do when they're at home?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?