What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What car can't keep a secret?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What animal styles their hair every day?

When does a horse talk?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?