Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?