What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
You are the coolest.
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
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