What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What do you call a pig thief?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What dog never pays attention in class?