What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
You are the coolest.
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
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