What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
You are the coolest.
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
A book just fell on my head.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did autumn say to summer?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
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