What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
You are the coolest.
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Which computer won the talent show?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
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