Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Which insect is the smartest?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why do mice need oiling?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?