What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?