Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?