Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?