What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why was the musician arrested?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why did the frog starve?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?