Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why are cars magic?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What animals make the best students?
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