Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Where do baby apes sleep?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What is the emptiest holiday?