What do you call two birds stuck together?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What bird helps you stay dry?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What's the most determined bird?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?