Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

How does a cow do math?