What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Fish and ships.
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
How is cat food sold?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
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