What tree has the most bark?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What did one firefly say to the other?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?