What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Fish and ships.
What do naked fish play with?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
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