Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Where does water do all its banking?