Why did the barber win the race?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What British bugs are the best singers?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

How do eggs end a TV show?