Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What do you call an angry monkey?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Why was the mime upset?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?