What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What's the richest basketball team?

What's E.T. short for?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why was the mime upset?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What's a goose's favorite book?

How are teens like cats?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?