What did summer say to spring?
Help, I'm going to fall!
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
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