Where do chips wear socks?
On their dori-toes.
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What sound does a witch's car make?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What is another name for a cow?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
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