Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?