Why was the spider so smart?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

How do fish watch TV shows?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why is summer always sad?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?