What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

How does the sun listen to music?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

How do you talk to a giant?

Why is the piano so hard to open?