What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?