Why did the sparrow go to the library?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?