What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What goes zzub, zzub?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

How does a witch play loud music?