What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
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What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
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