What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What time does everyone love to drink?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why was the broom late for school?
What's the saddest part of the week?
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