What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What birds make average students?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
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