What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
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