Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?