Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
The Mint.
Where do polar bears vote?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Which president loved to take baths?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
What do you call a baby monkey?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Families are like fudge.
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
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