Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
The Mint.
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
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