Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What building always gets stains on it?

Which former US President was always cold?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?