Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
The Mint.
Where do polar bears vote?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
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