What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

How do you wash a lamb?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What insect runs away from everything?