Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Which plant has the best roar?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?