Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What animal has the most fun?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What did autumn say to summer?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?