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What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

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Why are puppies so flexible?

Why did the foal cough?

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Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What's a cat's favorite song?

How is life like toilet paper?

What type of car do planets buy?

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Why do porcupines always win the game?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?