What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What birds make average students?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Why do cats love to work?