Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What games do ants play with elephants?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?