What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Which relative loves rice?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What animal should you never play poker with?