Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What country has the most fish?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What's a dog's favorite book?