Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why do all the planets get along?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Which animal is the most religious?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why did the coach go to the bank?