How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
It'll dawn on you.
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
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