How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What do you call a small mom?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What table can you never sit at?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?