How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What animal knows kung fu?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What snacks always have the best tan?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What does the sun drink out of?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?