What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What type of bat doesn't fly?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.