Someone stole my mood ring!

What sound does a witch's car make?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

Where do stars go to college?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?