What kind of dog loves to eat?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

It's allergy season again?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?