Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?