Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Which president loved to take baths?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Where do colds go on vacation?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?