What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What's the richest basketball team?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?