Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Why was the cat so small?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why did the elk have great hair?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?