Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?