What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What words make the best athletes?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What do you call a fly without wings?