Why didn't the melons get married?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What game do mice love to play?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What do you call an old snowman?