How does dinner smell?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What is the coolest country?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

How do you drive a man crazy?