What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What does an evil hen lay?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What animals love to close envelopes?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Do you have the best ceiling?