What do you call an exploding monkey?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What game do mice love to play?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Where does laundry go to college?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?