What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Which state is the cleanest?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?