What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What's a cat's favorite song?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What condiment has wings?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What money do cats use to go shopping?