What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?