Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

Where do hamsters come from?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.