Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Why are goats so funny?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?