What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?