What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What does winter fat turn into?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?