What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Who won the race between two balls of string?