What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Which family member is always relieved?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why was the bunny upset?

Where do termites go camping?

How do you make antifreeze?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?