What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?