What animal should you never play poker with?
A card shark.
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
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