What animal should you never play poker with?
A card shark.
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Which dog loves to rob banks?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
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