What animal should you never play poker with?
A card shark.
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What's the holiest insect?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What sweet treat never panics?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
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