What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?