Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why was the bee sad?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?