Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Why is the beach so confident?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

How do billboards talk?

What fish only swims at night?

What do you call a happy cowboy?