Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What job did the corn on the cob get?