What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Which insect makes the best father?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

How do snowmen get information?

Why should you not pamper a cow?