What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why are English teachers so smart?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?