Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?